I am currently paying for last week's vacation time by plowing through the 151+ emails I have at work awaiting my wise replies.
I just opened the Quarantine Summary email, a spam filter system my company blessedly utilizes, to double check that a message from a customer didn't get thrown mercilessly into the spam pile.
Here are my favorite two subject lines in my spam email:
1. "She thinks I have an adorable willy"
2. "She was drunk and I did her"
Ya can't make this stuff up, folks.