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Wednesday, November 4, 2009

I am a good mom


There are exactly 3 chocolate chip cookies left, and the TWO boys get home from school in a half hour.
I think I need to eat one of them so that they're not fighting over who gets the extra, yes? (Fractions, smactions)
God I'm a good mom...
Posted by Funnyrunner
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18 comments:

  1. Vivienne @ the V SpotNovember 4, 2009 at 2:38 PM

    You truly are the patron saint of the cookie jar.

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  2. Brndoutw8ressNovember 4, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    Are those HOMEMADE chocolate chips cookies I spot? You are a good mom!

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  3. sitting on the mood swing at the playgroundNovember 4, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    You ARE a good mom! I might even go a step further and eat all three to avoid the possibility of the children developing a sweet tooth (errr...teeth).

    Did you go to Bruce on Monday?

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  4. Life As I Know ItNovember 4, 2009 at 2:53 PM

    I think eating one is really you're only solution. What a smart mom, you are!

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  5. rachel...November 4, 2009 at 3:04 PM

    As I type I'm scarfing down Halloween chocolate by the handsful. So my kids can avoid tooth decay, of course.

    See, people don't realize the sacrifices we make as mothers.

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  6. ChrisNovember 4, 2009 at 5:00 PM

    Personally, I wouldn't have had a problem with you eating ALL the cookies, and playing the "Cookies? There were no cookies" card when the dudes got home.

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  7. Manic MommyNovember 4, 2009 at 5:21 PM

    Good mom; bad friend. Now I want chocolate chip cookies.

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  8. Mama-FaceNovember 4, 2009 at 6:36 PM

    EAT ALL THREE OF THEM. duh!

    I have 3 awards for you!! Cuz I know you lurve awards!!! I just can't help myself. :-)

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  9. SamsmamaNovember 4, 2009 at 7:01 PM

    Your sacrifice for your children is admirable. There's a special spot in heaven for you.

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  10. ShawnNovember 4, 2009 at 9:38 PM

    You know, one cookie is really just gonna piss them off. So I say why make them mad? Eat them all and have peace after school!

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  11. Moooooog35November 5, 2009 at 7:55 AM

    Once again, Dad gets screwed.

    Nice.

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  12. Housewife SavantNovember 5, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    A good mom?
    A good mom?
    You're brilliant.
    Yep, you're one smart cookie. Or three.
    I LOVE the way you think.

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  13. Heather CherryNovember 5, 2009 at 5:44 PM

    Sometimes you just gotta take one for the team.

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  14. Shellyrm ~ just a country runnerNovember 5, 2009 at 11:02 PM

    The sacrifices moms have to make for their children!

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  15. MollyNovember 6, 2009 at 5:34 PM

    I like your logic! I'm bad mom, I hid all the Baby Ruths that I found in my kid's trick or treat bags.

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  16. SaraNovember 7, 2009 at 12:55 AM

    Thank God you were there to recognize and then quickly defuse the situation!

    That could've been ugly. Way to take one for the team.

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  17. ReformingGeekNovember 7, 2009 at 9:55 AM

    Sheesh! By the time I got over here, those three were gone and all the cookies from the new batch you made were gone.

    I'll expect a batch to be sent down here real soon now, ya hear?

    ;-)

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  18. Mel -Tall Mom on the RunNovember 11, 2009 at 10:41 AM

    You are so funny!! But I agree avoiding a fight is VERY important.

    So you will get a kick out of this...my hubby read my Blog about the yeller guys and now is totally worried about me running by myself.. I too HATE the honking!!

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