QUOTE OF THE DAY (OR MORE): "No, no. You don't understand. This is an '89 Calico. I'm pretty sure that exceeds the Kelly Blue Book value. The cat's totaled." --A comedian whose name I forget talking about a vet who presents a $3,000 bill for a 12-year-old cat

Friday, April 30, 2010

Birthday um... wishes



One of my best friends, knowing me quite well, gave me the following birthday card. Don't bother wishing me a happy birthday; it was last month. :)







Open it up...





Ha!
Being the model mother I am, I immediately shared it with the 11-year old and the 14-year-old.
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11 comments:

  1. AlicesonApril 30, 2010 at 9:25 AM

    From what I know about you after reading your blog a while, it totally fits you! Great card!

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  2. TNTcoach KenApril 30, 2010 at 9:37 AM

    I bet they didn't realize how funny it was......

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  3. rachel...April 30, 2010 at 11:15 AM

    So funny! And I'm going to wish you a happy birthday, anyway. So there.

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  4. ChrisApril 30, 2010 at 2:15 PM

    Outstanding. I recently got a birthday card that is based on a Stephen Wright bit.

    Outside: (hot woman talking to an old guy): "I'm going to the annual Nymphomaniacs convention. Plus, I'm also speaking there on how Native American men, Jewish men, and Redneck men are the greatest lovers. So, tell me about you."

    Inside: "My name's Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."

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  5. sitting on the mood swing at the playgroundApril 30, 2010 at 4:56 PM

    I love that card. I completely understand sharing it with your kids...it's important to teach them proper grammar.

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  6. ReformingGeekApril 30, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    Mine was last month, too.

    I love that card!

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  7. Manic MommyApril 30, 2010 at 10:08 PM

    Love it!

    Best card I ever got said "Encumbered by low self-esteem, Bob takes a job as a speed bump."

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  8. obladi obladaMay 2, 2010 at 12:15 PM

    llol....I received the same card!! Thats awesome. Happy Birthday anyway.

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  9. lissadznMay 3, 2010 at 9:52 AM

    wow, that is the most perfect card for you!
    god i suck at remembering bdays anymore.
    i'll get you some wine.
    love you!

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  10. ShawnMay 4, 2010 at 10:33 AM

    What a perfect card for you and.....happy BELATED birthday!

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  11. Vivienne @ the V SpotMay 13, 2010 at 10:46 AM

    Would it surprise you to know that I have received that card (from a different person) every year for the past 4 or 5 years? 2 years ago I got it from two different people. I have also given that card.
    I love that card.
    And happy belated birthday.
    :)

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