QUOTE OF THE DAY (OR MORE): "No, no. You don't understand. This is an '89 Calico. I'm pretty sure that exceeds the Kelly Blue Book value. The cat's totaled." --A comedian whose name I forget talking about a vet who presents a $3,000 bill for a 12-year-old cat

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Ya can't make this stuff up...

I am currently paying for last week's vacation time by plowing through the 151+ emails I have at work awaiting my wise replies.
I just opened the Quarantine Summary email, a spam filter system my company blessedly utilizes, to double check that a message from a customer didn't get thrown mercilessly into the spam pile.
Here are my favorite two subject lines in my spam email:
1. "She thinks I have an adorable willy"
2. "She was drunk and I did her"
Ya can't make this stuff up, folks.

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