The husband and the 13-year-old were lounging on the couch together.
husband: "Buddy, your feet are really stinky!"
13-year-old: "Is that my problem or yours?"
|QUOTE OF THE DAY (OR MORE): "No, no. You don't understand. This is an '89 Calico. I'm pretty sure that exceeds the Kelly Blue Book value. The cat's totaled." --A comedian whose name I forget talking about a vet who presents a $3,000 bill for a 12-year-old cat|