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Thursday, June 18, 2009

Please explain? Thanks...


This was in the subject line of a spam I received today. Can anyone explain, please? I don't get it.


"Get beautiful women easily presbyopia potager outright symphonizing"




Thanks for your explanations; I'm a little slow today.
Posted by Funnyrunner
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15 comments:

  1. TamiJune 18, 2009 at 10:51 AM

    WHAT THE ????

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  2. Jeff TompkinsJune 18, 2009 at 11:36 AM

    Well, technically it is advertising about getting hot women easily even though you are nearsighted and dealing with vegetables, all of this making an undeniable harmonious noise.

    Seriously. Now do I know what THAT means? No.

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  3. ChrisJune 18, 2009 at 11:43 AM

    Be glad to. It's advice on how to "get beautiful women easily."

    Presbyopia: Only look for Presbyterian women.
    Potager: One who processes marijuana.
    Symphonizing: Making beautiful music together (if you know what I mean).

    So, translated, the message means: To get beautiful women, process your weed, get high, go to a Presbyterian church, hit on a hot woman, and you'll make beautiful music together.

    TA DA!!!

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  4. MJJune 18, 2009 at 11:58 AM

    I saw signs saying weird and inexplicable things like this when I was in Taiwan. It might be a "lost in translation" issue. Remember the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good?" In Chinese, the literal translation of that is "eat your fingers off."

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  5. kayerjJune 18, 2009 at 12:29 PM

    I would guess . . . If you look like these guys and we can still find you a girl--we're a pretty amazing dating service :)

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  6. B. KramerJune 18, 2009 at 1:16 PM

    I tried that once and now my penis is huge when I turn on the outboard motor and take Viagra.

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  7. UnknownJune 18, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    "I can't see my porridge!" is as good an explanation as any. lol...it's even too nonsensical for the hics in the pic.

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  8. Life As I Know ItJune 18, 2009 at 4:10 PM

    you got me?!?

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  9. Mama-FaceJune 18, 2009 at 6:59 PM

    LOL. IF I COULD SCREAM THAT ANY LOUDER, BELIEVE ME I WOULD.

    LOL LOL LOL

    Fabulous comments too. Total package deal!

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  10. Vivienne @ the V SpotJune 18, 2009 at 9:55 PM

    Well, they certainly aren't going to put Enzyte and Smilin' Bob out of business....

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  11. obladi obladaJune 19, 2009 at 1:07 PM

    Im at a loss....

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  12. chris mcpeakeJune 19, 2009 at 2:28 PM

    Pretty self explanatory dont ya think

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  13. TX Runner MomJune 19, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    I get some of the same type of subject lines in my junk mail...crazy!

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  14. Manic MommyJune 19, 2009 at 7:24 PM

    I like that: dope-smokin, Presbyterian musicians. Awesome.

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  15. KimJune 19, 2009 at 8:46 PM

    Someone on my blog list - One big love - used this same picture to write a post called Anderson's market.

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