Dearest members of my immediate family (all of whom read this blog, I know...):
See the maid in the picture in a uniform with the nice, clean, folded towels?
Not your life. It's from a dream you had.
From hence forth, any dirty clothes placed into the hamper inside out will be returned clean, yet in the identical inside-out position. Capiche?
My preference would be to do less laundry altogether, so if you would all go around naked I would greatly appreciate it.
Sincerely and with utmost love,
Your wife and mom