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Thursday, June 18, 2009

Please explain? Thanks...


This was in the subject line of a spam I received today. Can anyone explain, please? I don't get it.


"Get beautiful women easily presbyopia potager outright symphonizing"




Thanks for your explanations; I'm a little slow today.

15 comments:

  1. Well, technically it is advertising about getting hot women easily even though you are nearsighted and dealing with vegetables, all of this making an undeniable harmonious noise.

    Seriously. Now do I know what THAT means? No.

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  2. Be glad to. It's advice on how to "get beautiful women easily."

    Presbyopia: Only look for Presbyterian women.
    Potager: One who processes marijuana.
    Symphonizing: Making beautiful music together (if you know what I mean).

    So, translated, the message means: To get beautiful women, process your weed, get high, go to a Presbyterian church, hit on a hot woman, and you'll make beautiful music together.

    TA DA!!!

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  3. I saw signs saying weird and inexplicable things like this when I was in Taiwan. It might be a "lost in translation" issue. Remember the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good?" In Chinese, the literal translation of that is "eat your fingers off."

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  4. I would guess . . . If you look like these guys and we can still find you a girl--we're a pretty amazing dating service :)

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  5. I tried that once and now my penis is huge when I turn on the outboard motor and take Viagra.

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  6. "I can't see my porridge!" is as good an explanation as any. lol...it's even too nonsensical for the hics in the pic.

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  7. LOL. IF I COULD SCREAM THAT ANY LOUDER, BELIEVE ME I WOULD.

    LOL LOL LOL

    Fabulous comments too. Total package deal!

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  8. Well, they certainly aren't going to put Enzyte and Smilin' Bob out of business....

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  9. Pretty self explanatory dont ya think

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  10. I get some of the same type of subject lines in my junk mail...crazy!

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  11. I like that: dope-smokin, Presbyterian musicians. Awesome.

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  12. Someone on my blog list - One big love - used this same picture to write a post called Anderson's market.

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