|QUOTE OF THE DAY (OR MORE): "No, no. You don't understand. This is an '89 Calico. I'm pretty sure that exceeds the Kelly Blue Book value. The cat's totaled." --A comedian whose name I forget talking about a vet who presents a $3,000 bill for a 12-year-old cat|
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
me: Hey, buddy! It's the Memorial Day holiday weekend! We're going to the beach tomorrow!
10-year-old: Oh, wow. It's summer now? We're going to the beach?
me: Yeah! Are you excited?
10-year-old: cool. So are we gonna see the 4th of July fireworks?
me: Yeah... no. So, buddy... what month is it now?
me: And the "4th of July" is in what month?
10-year-old: um.... Oooooooooooohhhhhh....